I've been thinking alot about porn. Mostly cuz I've been celibate....by choice. Puhlease.
Anyway, on the back of the dancer bus the night of my birthday and I'm flicking through the television.Porn. And it was a bit hardcore...but I was waiting for the penis. Which it never came. Meanwhile, on tour buses, the televisions from each lounge can be seen in the bunks. Most of the girls and wardrobe boys were watching tv from their bunks. Then called me to ask me to turn off the porn.
I HAD TURNED ALREADY!!!
but truly. Embarrassing. Hilariously embarrassing.
hard core?! it ain't hard core until we see some penetration!! no penetration = soft porn. boo!!!
ReplyDeletestraight up if there's no penetration,it ain't porn.Double penetration is even better
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