Thursday, May 14, 2009
I believe that I am the lost link to Wiggers. Like I'm the diplomat to deliver true wiggers into their constitution by freeing them of their white guilt. Does this mean I'm some sort of white girl, or white girl lover? I pride myself on having mad issues with white girls actually. Like, I think I hung with them for a time to get back at them for making me get perms and hating myself. Then I decided that I liked beer and white people always have beer. Then they started taking me skiing, hiking and surfing, Tijuana and Tahoe, and had pools and shit. AND THEN their men had crazy fetishes that defied all my self hate and, frankly, alright with me. So now, GTG is ....well, a safe haven of wiggerdom. Have wigger will travel. Why, I believe I've created a wigger BEAST, if you will. African American Culture Studying, Trustafarian having, Soloman and Sheba loving, no shoe wearing, dog on the mouth kissing, Too Short in the summertime listening ass white folks.
Oh white people....yawl slay me.
Here are the top wiggers of all time:
Hall and Oates
All of the Doobie Brothers
All White boys with dreads
Dinah Shore (NOTORIOUS Passer)
Adam Samberg and generally all Jewish boys from Brooklyn or the Bay Area
and our very own Authentic Police officer, Sarah Stinski
Special shot out to all Italian men all over the world!!!!